Just could’nt resist this one! Sorry!
My friend Margaret mentioned that her husband, George, never could remember their wedding anniversary on March 7.
One year, when they were en route to Australia, at five minutes before midnight on March 6, George proudly looked at Margaret and said, “This year I remembered. Just five minutes.”
At that moment the captain’s voice announced, “We have crossed the International Date Line. It’s now March 8.”